Would You Hire Him?

[iizahsum]

well would you hire him? Wal-Mart did.

 

[mooseguy04]

thats awesome. i like the special skills part...

 

[iizahsum]

thats awesome. i like the special skills part...

i like that part also. but my favorite would have to be desired salary

 

[cwsilver]

i woud hire him in a heart beat
that guy has a sense of humor only old people seem to have

 

[TexasAggie2011]

did wal-mart really hire this person?

 

[just me]

Sex:Not lately, but I'm looking forward into it(or whatever)
That is the best part thinks me

Also, I have done things like that when absolutely bored(Like in Diablo 1, To the section:Sex, i put:Yes please)

JustMe

 

[UNSC Leatherneck]

You know, I might hire someone who submits an application like that.

 

[iizahsum]

did wal-mart really hire this person?

Yes.

 

[Crucible]

Would I hire this guy?

F**K. YES.​

Or, more accurately: welcome to Wal-mart, f*** OFF AND BUY SOMETHING YA MISERABLE CHEAPSKATE

 

[flying squirl]

hell yea! you know hes honest, funny and is normal.

 

[tlither]

With an application like that he would move to the top of my "hire immediately" list! Anyone who would fill out a job app like that deserves the job. That is my kind of employee.

 

[Cadet]

No Wal*MArt did not hire him.

Nor did McDonalds hire the 17 year old boy who submitted the exact same application to them.

Because neither person actually exists.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/mcdonald.asp

It was written in 1997 by one Greg Bulmash who had/has a humor column.

 

[Vexona]

You gotta love the honesty lol

I wish I could do my apps like that.

 

[Overlord Ian]

Lol, I would hire him.

 

[rundown]

I would like to talk to him before hiring him. Donno how it goes where you are situated but here whe first have a written aplication, then a verbal aplication and sometimes that is in rounds. It depends if they have more people wanting the job.

 

[Deadandbroken]

Lol Good one

 

[Toby]

definitely marketing or human relations

 

[BFDesigns]

I'd hire him and put him in as a door greeter.

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, where do you wanna go today dirt bag?"

 

[Spartan 172]

If i was a door greeter at Wal-Mart i would say "Welcome To Wal-Mart. Get your stuff and get the H**L OUT!!!"

 

[Xtreme TACTICS 101]

I'd hire him just to keep him around me. If someone has that amount of humor, if i was going to "kill" someone at work, he would say something and I would forgive the person instantly.