Door-to-door Salesmen

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Vexona said:
People have approached my car or me in a parking lot with weird stories to try and get me to give them rides or let them in my car. 'My wife got hurt down the street'...'my car broke down'...stuff like that. Things that seem fishy from the get go (which is lucky, in a sense). I offer them 35 cents for a phone call and I keep my doors locked or I head into the nearest building. Whatever they want, they can call the cops, their family, or the EMS for. The theory that I, as a 5'6 woman alone in a parking lot, look like their knight in shining armor, doesn't hold water.

But coming to your home (and apparently being well dressed?!) is a different kind of violation/premise though. And pretending to *know* someone in your home is horribly conniving. I've never had someone try and trick his way or proposition me to get into my home. Wow. You definitely did the right thing in staying in the doorway and calling the police. He sounds like a predator or pervert for sure. Hopefully you calling him in and giving his description to the cops will save another woman from the same situation. And I think you'd be justified in pretending you weren't home from now on. If it's really important they can always come back later when someone else is with you.

I hate encounters like that because afterward you feel like you did something wrong or that you should have realized sooner....but you never can because it's our nature to expect people to behave rationally. You did the right thing and ended communication as soon as you ascertained his true reason for being there. It doesn't hurt that he knows you have a husband either. That sort of information usually deters creepy men.

The knife on your side is a good quick reassurance, but I'd say pick up a thing of pepper spray now that things have settled down. Pepper spray shoots like 10-20ft, and since he sounded like he had weight to him, range could be a great boon. ASP Batons are also nice, but they are more of a close-up weapon (16"-31"). Police use them to break the joints and fragile bones of attackers (collar bone, knee, elbow, wrist). The batons telescope out so you can put it on your belt until you need it. I want one of those for Christmas so I can have that + the spray.

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It's guys like your door-to-door creep that made me want to learn how to fight, so I can commiserate with you =\. I got so mad after one incident at the sheer nerve of people! I think the 'hey baby' act suddenly loses its steam though when you're about to snap their arm out of their shoulder socket or put them in a choke. Suddenly it's not so fun to pick on the short woman anymore.

And as always NHB. No holds barred. Foot stomp and knee the balls until they are crying in a fetal position on the curb. ;)
the shooting tasers are now legal in the USA i'm getting one, oh and pepper spray hurts like hell, no ididn't get sprayed by a girl
 
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Tengil said:
so you mean there actually is a Vulcan-sleapgrip-nerve that Spock uses ever so often??

Yes there is, but it is unadvisable to perform it without proper training, if you go too hard there is a high chance of permanently cutting off blood flow to the brain...killing them, so dont try it...
 
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We don't tend to get salespeople here very often - but when we do get them I'm usually walking around the house with my knife holstered to my belt for self-defence (we had a break-in a few months back and I'd prefer to carry some sort of deterrent rather than face THAT again).

Bear in mind this particular knife has a nine-inch curved blade, a knuckle-duster pommel and a spiked handguard. The only time I've ever used the thing for anything other than display was the time we had some drunkard guy try breaking and entering not long after we had the break-in - he took advantage of the boarded-up window and I just so happened to be in the lounge at the time.

Suffice it to say, he took one look at the knife in my hand and decided it might be better to run rather than face nine inches of laser-cut steel. I'll try and get some pictures of the thing some time...
 
Sorry to hear that's how your time in the UK has started! You must have a bad impression now!

The majority of door to door salesmen are just trying to make a bit of money; one came to our house last year selling 'hand drawn horse scenes'. He said that he was at college and the pictures were what he had left over, and he was trying to sell them to fund his college career. So I bought two because I've always been into horseriding and they were good pics, and it looked like he'd put a lot of time into them. We payed £10 for each picture, took them in the house and...they were fake. They were just photocopies of other peoples work, I tried to rub some pencil out and it wouldn't come off. Still, we shouldn't have trusted him! They were still nice pics in the end though.

This sounds really scary though, there's been a rise in sexual, gun and knife crimes here in the UK due to gangs of teens facing off with each other. Also, many young children of ages from about 10-13 have been victims of gun crime - it doesn't bear thinking about.

Ya'll gotta be careful when you're out and about on your own; I always make sure I've got friends with me when I go to places because you never know who people really are or who's round the corner! Vex has some brill info in her post, I found that useful too! ^^ Just be aware of people not being who they seem to be!
 
Yep, as I said, I'm not used to any door-to-door salesmen, let alone fake ones so this came as a nasty surprise! Usually the mentality of people in Croatia is - if you see a big, scary looking man/woman, you stay well clear! Apparently Brits don't see me as such, I'm gonna have to work on my image :lol:
 
i had the weirdest thought to get myself banned from jahovas witnesses... they didnt like it when i used it.

them: hi im here for blah blah blah is a decisionmaker of the house here?
me: well technically yes but he's in a pool of blood in the bedroom...
them: i should go then....
me: oh no im just jokeing
them: really?
me: yea... just heres a tip if one of ya comes by ill stick a tracker on ya and you might not have a house or place where you work out of...

them: well yea ok
me: so take a note down now.... ban this house (house address here) do not visit

its great to see their faces
 
I always ask em if their going to give me money, if they say no I tell them to fornicate themselves.

I've always wanted to answer the door dressed in a satanic outfit when the local jehovas witnesses come by.
 
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