"Welcome football fans to espn late night!
Tonights top story: Drug enhancements, tom you explain.
Tom: Well well well folks, it seems back in 2007 scientist tested a shot which made a mouse like lance armstrong, these days, the drug is leaked and used in football!
Bill: that cant be legal....
Tom: Well, the FDA says the drug is illegal for sports use, but...
Bill: but what tom?
Tom: the fds is approving of steriods in football
Bill: Steroids? What?!
Tom: it seems this shot gives humans 10x more enhancements then steroids did, the effect from steroids is nothing compared to this shot
Bill:....thats messed up
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