Top 10 Reasons Spartans are better than Stormtroopers

[Adam]

10. Spartans Will Rape your dead body after killing you.
9. A spartan could kill you 7 ways, bare handed...when they were 7 years old.
8. A spartan can't be beaten up by small furry teddybears.
7. Waving of hands will not trick a spartan to let you pass unharmed.
6. A spartan can fall 2 kilometers out of the sky without being killed
5. ...
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1. Spartans Never Die


Ok, mine aren't very good. But we need to make some up, and we'll pick the 10 best. #1 will be #1 though.

 

[MasterGun]

spartans are hardcore and left the families at the age of 6


not very good

 

[CrAzY CH13F]

they didn't leave they were stolen, and my reason is they have been trained in all weapon class expertise, to use any weapon.

 

[link4044]

no one can take spartans armor from them

 

[drgon47]

Because a handfull of them can take down a battallions worth of troops with no casualties.

 

[PillowFire]

If Chuck Norris were a mortal, he would take on the form of a spartan.

 

[Sigma LS]

Nobody ever says you are too short to be a spartan (too short to be a stormtrooper ring a bell?)

Spartans don't wear buckets. They wear helmets.

 

[crazyspartan91]

they now how to shoot unlike stormtroppers

 

[Viperfox]

Spartans can actually shoot their intended target.

EDIT: Damn, beat me by two minutes.

 

[PillowFire]

spartans can also play as jedi, just give em an energy sword, and they will be screwing you over 10x more effeciently then "the force"

 

[Ironcobra3000]

Spartans can use strategy, instead of running in blindly.

 

[darkesword2020]

This isn't...pointed at anyone in particular...right?

(Potential Stormtrooper )

- Actual Clone Trooper

Not very nice Adam....

 

[MasterGun]

they didn't leave they were stolen, apon.

u know wat i mean

 

[abandonship]

spartans dont get owned by some pansy ass in a robe.


haha just so yall know i love Star Wars

 

[pockets]

A spartans armor actually protects its wearer

 

[xalener]

A mjolnir mask doesn't look like a constipated pug...(seriously, I love the masks though)
They are good at their job.
They have superhuman strength AND power assisting armor to back it up.

 

[The Ragin Pagan]

Spartans kill wookies on a regular basis.

 

[Master Chief 13]

it would take a hundreds of storm troopers to take down 1 spartan

 

[Jim]

Nobody ever says you are too short to be a spartan (too short to be a stormtrooper ring a bell?)

I preferred the Family Guy version


Spartans are the good guys, Storm Troopers are the bad guys.

(unless I'm wrong, I'm not too much of a star wars fan)

 

[CMax]

Stormtroopers hit their heads on doorframes