Top 10 Reasons Spartans are better than Stormtroopers

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Adam

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10. Spartans Will Rape your dead body after killing you.
9. A spartan could kill you 7 ways, bare handed...when they were 7 years old.
8. A spartan can't be beaten up by small furry teddybears.
7. Waving of hands will not trick a spartan to let you pass unharmed.
6. A spartan can fall 2 kilometers out of the sky without being killed
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1. Spartans Never Die


Ok, mine aren't very good. But we need to make some up, and we'll pick the 10 best. #1 will be #1 though.
 

CrAzY CH13F

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they didn't leave they were stolen, and my reason is they have been trained in all weapon class expertise, to use any weapon.
 

drgon47

Well-Known Member
Because a handfull of them can take down a battallions worth of troops with no casualties.
 

Sigma LS

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Nobody ever says you are too short to be a spartan (too short to be a stormtrooper ring a bell?)

Spartans don't wear buckets. They wear helmets.
 
spartans can also play as jedi, just give em an energy sword, and they will be screwing you over 10x more effeciently then "the force"
 

xalener

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A mjolnir mask doesn't look like a constipated pug...(seriously, I love the masks though)
They are good at their job.
They have superhuman strength AND power assisting armor to back it up.
 

Jim

Jr Member
Sigma-LS said:
Nobody ever says you are too short to be a spartan (too short to be a stormtrooper ring a bell?)
I preferred the Family Guy version ;)


Spartans are the good guys, Storm Troopers are the bad guys.

(unless I'm wrong, I'm not too much of a star wars fan)
 
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