Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

[Sean Anwalt]

Wet noodle, wet noodle, where is thy wrath?
Been here for days, on FANGS warpath!
It's funny it is, for me to see
That the derailer's are here, quickly working.
About our great leader, this thread was for rhymes,
But now the lieutenant... is eating thymes?!
'Tis better than bland food, that much is a fact.
And dude, Schankerz , where be thy tact?!
I'm having to much fun, i must say goodnight,

goodnight.

 

[Dirtdives2424]

Wet noodle, wet noodle, where is thy wrath?
Been here for days, on FANGS warpath!
It's funny it is, for me to see
That the derailer's are here, quickly working.
About our great leader, this thread was for rhymes,
But now the lieutenant... is eating thymes?!
'Tis better than bland food, that much is a fact.
And dude, Schankerz , where be thy tact?!
I'm having to much fun, i must say goodnight,

goodnight.

Wow dude....just let the rhyme hanging out there, unfinished......that's cold.

 

[PerniciousDuke]

Anwalt, good night or good nary,
It seems we've all been met by a rhyming fairy.

Time, or thymes, with teams of memes
Ridiculous fun as we make real our pipedreams.

With that I'll get back to my little workshop.
Not the one with elves, but with a bruteshot!

I'll clamber into my space suit, as you into yours.
Join a space force, where Fangs will surely make us do space chores.

You think it's hard? dont fret.
She just wants us to eliminate the Covenant threat.

And now that we're all safe...
We can get back to derailing this whole crazy place!

 

[FANGS]

SPACE CHORES FOR EVERYONE!!!!

 

[PaiganBoi]

SPACE CHORES FOR EVERYONE!!!!

But I don't wanna do space chores!

 

[TurboCharizard]

SPACE CHORES FOR EVERYONE!!!!

I'll get the space mop...

 

[FANGS]

You will do them and LIKE IT!

 

[PaiganBoi]

You will do them and LIKE IT!

Yes ma'am...

 

[Schankerz]

SPACE CHORES FOR EVERYONE!!!!

 

[Dirtdives2424]

I'm on break......and I'm taking PerniciousDuke for him as well......so my weekend is already spoken for.......very tiring doing nothing.....

 

[Sean Anwalt]

Thanks a lot, PerniciousDuke!

 

[pipninja]

This is a haiku
so I avoid being hit
with a wet noodle

I am out of words
this community is great
time to do space chores

 

[mblackwell1002]

I'll do laundry.
Just please...no dishes.

Might as well send PerniciousDuke as an outcast.
Lets just see how long he'll last.
I'll show no pity for his pain,
'cause he made us do space chores in vain.
Around these forums you sneakily lurk,
waiting for chances to make people work.
For what?
For nothing!
Let us get on with our lives in peace,
only then, our chores will finally cease.

Blackwell out

 

[Lieutenant Jaku]

mblackwell1002 your rhymes were fire
makes me think it's time to retire
from space chores that is
i think i will get better at this
if I go work on my costume
maybe give the helmet a plume
now back to lurking
while FANGS is forcing all of you to be working

 

[Schankerz]

I'll do laundry.
Just please...no dishes.

Might as well send PerniciousDuke as an outcast.
Lets just see how long he'll last.
I'll show no pity for his pain,
'cause he made us do space chores in vain.
Around these forums you sneakily lurk,
waiting for chances to make people work.
For what?
For nothing!
Let us get on with our lives in peace,
only then, our chores will finally cease.

Blackwell out
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did he just...did he just copy my gif??...I...I FEEL VIOLATED

 

[mblackwell1002]

did he just...did he just copy my gif??...I...I FEEL VIOLATED

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Not my intention...I didn't realize you posted that recently lol.

EDIT: Holy crap, you did post one...my bad.

 

[Sean Anwalt]

Not my intention...I didn't realize you posted that recently lol.

EDIT: Holy crap, you did post one...my bad.

*fight fight fight fight fight fight*

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[Dirtdives2424]

As per the thread heading, any fighting must be done in rhyme!!!!

 

[Sean Anwalt]

Fight!
Tee hee
Fight!
Tee hee
Tiddly diddly something hee!
Fight!
Too doo
Fight!
So blue
Something or other that rhymes with chew!

 

[Lieutenant Jaku]

Fight!
Tee hee
Fight!
Tee hee
Tiddly diddly something hee!
Fight!
Too doo
Fight!
So blue
Something or other that rhymes with chew!

Fight does not rhyme with fight