Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

RandomRanger

Sr Member
Idk if this is technically a ballad Sean Anwalt, but it took a me a long time so I'm gonna count it.

'Nic Roll'
--------
I'm no stranger to fun
You know the rules and so do I
A self-derailing's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't want this from any sort of guy
I just wanna tell you what I'm thinking
You just wanna understand

Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you

We've not known eachother for so long
But your hammer's aching, and you're too not shy to say it
Inside I know what what I'm doin's wrong
I know the rule but yet I break it

And if you ask me why I do this
I'll tell you cause it's fun to me

Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you

Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you

Never wanna give, never wanna give
(Give it up)
(Ooh) Never wanna give, never wanna give
(Give it up)

We've not known eachother for so long
But your hammer's aching, and you're too not shy to say it
Inside I just want to be accepted
Hope it's not too late to forgive it

And if you ask me why I do this
'cause I love this community

Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you

Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you

Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
 
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lordhood32

Active Member
How could this Escape me,
Yet I find my mouth agape,
the rhyme, the flow, doesn't just glow
I've yet to encounter the dangerous wet noodle
I have not yet to learn to fear it
could it possibly be a mere doodle,
of this I should not fathom,
dear Fangs, oh merciful madam
I have no reason to fear you
but oh dear, does the noodle scare me
I'll be square and fair with you, i don't dare to challenge you
 

Sean Anwalt

RCO
405th Regiment Officer
Idk if this is technically a ballad Sean Anwalt, but it took a me a long time so I'm gonna count it.

'Nic Roll'
--------
I'm no stranger to fun
You know the rules and so do I
A self-derailing's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't want this from any sort of guy
I just wanna tell you what I'm thinking
You just wanna understand

Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you

We've not known eachother for so long
But your hammer's aching, and you're too shy to say it
Inside I know what what I'm doin's wrong
I know the rule but yet I break it

And if you ask me why I do this
I'll tell you cause it's fun to me

Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you

Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you

Never wanna give, never wanna give
(Give it up)
(Ooh) Never wanna give, never wanna give
(Give it up)

We've not known eachother for so long
But your hammer's aching, and you're too shy to say it
Inside I just want to be accepted
Hope it's not too late to forgive it

And if you ask me why I do this
'cause I love this community

Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you

Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
Never wanna say 'I tried'
Never wanna disrespect and hurt you

Never wanna give it up
Never wanna let it down
Never wanna joke around and derail you
Never wanna leave you out
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Tears. Of. Joy.
I have trained him well.
 

RandomRanger

Sr Member
- Looking at thread title - reading RandomRanger 's ballad - looking back up at the thread title -

Who's this person that is "too shy to say it" RandomRanger and why are you singing about them in my thread? Hmmmmmm???
Heh, maybe that part should be revised, I did write it at work xD

Also, where's the rhymes at Spidermonkey60? I'll drop you a beat to get you going:
boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, weeumm bumm buh way (oops)
 
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