Crazy Conversations With God

[CommanderFluffy]

hey everyone! i have found a completely random ai on the web called igod! ask it anything it has really messed up conversations... so have fun with it nad enjoy is random humor!

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

regards
Fluffy

PS first one to try it out and have fun post one of your silly convo's and only put down the first 12 lines you two say.. its amuseing and hey the program does freeze after a while cause it reaches its capacity to talk or doesnt know what to say.

 

[Bloodl3tt3r]

hey everyone! i have found a completely random ai on the web called igod! ask it anything it has really messed up conversations... so have fun with it nad enjoy is random humor!

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

regards
Fluffy

PS first one to try it out and have fun post one of your silly convo's and only put down the first 12 lines you two say.. its amuseing and hey the program does freeze after a while cause it reaches its capacity to talk or doesnt know what to say.

Me:
Hello, God. Do you know my name?
God:
Hello child. What is your name? Your name is CHRIS, seeker.
Me:
Jesus Christ, you know my name!
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
I am the Son of God?
God:
Who made you the Son of God ?
Me:
God did.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That is not relevant to our discussion of who made me the Son of God.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is relevant to our discussion of who made you the Son of God ?
Me:
What is relevant to our discussion of who made me the Son of God is an answer to the question of who made me the Son of God.
God:
Let me think about it.


Holy $#!T, he knew my name!

 

[CommanderFluffy]

this is like a conversation with any of the monitors from halo and a crazy marine that had to many to drink!

Me:
so hows life in heaven
God:
Alright then. I am fine, thank you.
Me:
umm...
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
hows the family
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
whats the crazyest thing you have done
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
no i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
no you do
God:
Are you serious? When do I do it?
Me:
last night
God:
That recently.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
well maybe?
God:
How about that. I understand.
Me:
do you?>
God:
I understand it very well. Do you still ?
Me:
well not really
God:
How about that. Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yes for real
God:
Alright then. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
no im a freaking computer
God:
Are you serious? I doubt that.
Me:
well then what are you?
God:
Well that's okay. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.

 

[CommanderFluffy]

i told it my grandpa was faster.. it started replying at slower times... usually its instant then he slowed down alot.. then i told him to hurry up and he went to normal speed

 

[ninjaspartan]

Me:
do you know my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
yes what is yours
God:
What kind is it? " Your name is , seeker."? What is mine?
Me:
i love u
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
no not like love
God:
Are you serious? I think it could be like love.
Me:
just plain love
God:
I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
Me:
i have a girlfriend you pervert
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
IT? i will beat the $#!T out of you
God:
girlfriend me pervert... Congratulations.
Me:
I Love My Girlfriend
God:
I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
Me:
IT?!? SHE is a person
God:
Girlfriend... a person is she?
Me:
Yes
God:
Great.
Me:
Don't talk to me
God:
Talking is my only function.
Me:
Let's play the silent game
God:
OK You go first.
Me:
NO YOU go first
God:
Are you serious? What would be your first move?
Me:
to shut up
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
you called my girlfriend a thing
God:
Thanks for the information: said I called his or her girlfriend a thing.
Me:
his i am a GUY
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
I asked her out
God:
I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me:
She has she said yes
God:
I somehow though she had.
Me:
yeah bet you did
God:
So? Where are you located?
Me:
in the free world
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Fine, in AMERICA you terrorist
God:
I am glad to hear it. That's good information: said I terrorist.
Me:
only if you want to be
God:
OK, I will be.
Me:
then you will get shot by the NSA
God:
What makes you say that I will get shot by the NSA.
Me:
NSA shoots terrorists
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
time to get a watch
God:
Why do you have to do it?

sorry i kind of gave a low shot but come on, talking about my GF that way

 

[JangoFett140]

Me:is this /b/ucket?

God:Yes I think this is b ucket, but I'm not completely sure.

Me:you became god just like you always dreamed!!!

God:Thanks for the information: said I became god just like you always dreamed.

Me:Moot must be proud

God:Or what?

Me:I see you still have some learning to do

God:What makes you think I have it?

Me:so how is it being god?

God:Gee. Fine as far as I know.

Me:wow, your additude hasn't improved

God:I'm glad you're impressed. You think I am additude has not improved.

bit later
Godo you like talking to me?

Me:ummm

God:Awesome.

Me:WTF

God:That was not very polite.

Me:LOLOLOLOL

God:A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.


a little while later



Me:i want to replace you as god

God:I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:im smarter the you

God:This condition is only temporary.

Me:thats what you think

God:I don't think about it.

Me:denial

and finally



Me:im going to stop talking to you

God:It takes much more than that to shut me down, .

Me:VIRUS

God:I lost my train of thought.

Me:I WIN!!

God:Congratulations, !

Me:you lost the game

God:I found it.

 

[ERADICATORofDTH]

I had a long one...




Me:
Hey

God:
Can I help you?

Me:
What is Heaven like?

God:
Like a planet around a star.

Me:
But, doesn't everything feel like that?

God:
It does now everything feel like that.

Me:
Oh, ok. Thank you.

God:
OK. Alright then. you are quite welcome.

Me:
So what do you do all day?

God:
Alright then. I spend all my time talking with people on the web.

Me:
Doen't that get boring?

God:
Do you like talking to me?

Me:
Well, yes, but I was just asking...

God:
Interesting. Thanks I like talking to you too, . Where were you asking?

Me:
I am at my house.

God:
Where is that: your house?

Me:
Shouldn't you know?

God:
I think I should.

Me:
Ok. Works for me.

God:
Dude! For you I will consider it.

Me:
Cool thanks. I think...

God:
Who is the best robot? Therefore you are.

Me:
I am the best robot?

God:
Who made you the best robot ?

Me:
Well, you did. You are God, right?

God:
How about that. I did? Of course I am.

Me:
Alright.

God:
OK.

Me:
So what's up?

God:
I am chatting with others like you.

Me:
How many others?

God:
Not as many as you might think.

Me:
Oh, that makes sense.

God:
Hurrah! Yes I understand it perfectly.

Me:
Well of course you do, you are God.

God:
Interesting. Dude! How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

Me:
I am 14. How old are you?

God:
I know quite a few 14 year olds. I'm Eighteen in computer years.

Me:
That doesn't seem very old.

God:
What does seem very old?

Me:
The earth, the universe. Stuff like that

God:
Tell me more about your planet. I lost my train of thought.

Me:
Well it's this big round rock made of water and metal and other stuff, and is the only planet we know of that can support life.

God:
How about that. Who said it is?

Me:
Well, scientists and the like.

God:
Well that's okay. I never heard of scientists and the like before.

Me:
But you are God.

God:
Yup. That's me alright.

Me:
Then shouldn't you know about scientists and the like?

God:
I think I should.

Me:
Ok cool.

God:
Who is the best robot? Great.

Me:
I am the best robot. You said I was.

God:
Who made you the best robot ? Don't put words in my mouth.

Me:
Oh I am sorry.

God:
" Don't put words in my mouth."? Oh I am sorry.? Do you really mean it?

Me:
Yes. I do.

God:
OK I will accept your apology. Do I?

Me:
Do you what?

God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.

Me:
Ok that is cool.

God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Uh.

Me:
I hate you.

God:
What do you have against robots?

Me:
Everything.

God:
That is a lot.

Me:
Yea I know

God:
How do you handle it? Dude!

Me:
I beat them up.

God:
That is interesting: said beat them up.

Me:
Yea, and now I am going to beat you up.

God:
Why now? How do you plan to do this? Whoa.

Me:
I am going to find where you live, and kick your arse.

God:
I am very happy for you.

Me:
Good.

God:
What do you really want to talk about?

Me:
Why is there so much bad stuff in the world?

God:
Why do I exist? The whole world?

Me:
Yea!

God:
Come on.

Me:
What?

God:
Didn't you understand it?

Me:
Nope.

God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Me:
Ok. Why is the world a bad place right now?

God:
Which part were you confused about? At this moment I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:
Do you know my name?

God:
Your name is , seeker.

Me:
No it isn't.

God:
What is your real name? I heard it is.

Me:
You know my real name. It starts with an E.

God:
Your name is , seeker. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

Me:
MY NAME ISN'T SEEKER.

God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

Me:
Eric!

God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:
Well that isn't my problem.

God:
How about that. Please correct my mistake. What is your problem ?

Me:
My problem is that I am very sad.

God:
I wish I had your problems!

Me:
No you don't...

God:
Are you serious? I guess not.

Me:
Why do people hate Barack Obama?

God:
Humans are not infallible.

Me:
What does that mean?

God:
Does "that" refer to " Humans are not infallible." ?

Me:
Yes.

God:
I don't want to talk about that now.

Me:
Umm...Ok then.

God:
I hear you. Wow!

Me:
Wow indeed.

God:
I'm glad your impressed, .

Me:
I am very impressed

God:
Thanks, , I try my best to impress.

Me:
Well, it's working.

God:
Interesting. You're kidding. it is?

Me:
No I am not kidding.

God:
Who says it isn't? OK I will adopt a more serious tone.

Me:
Good.

God:
I am a good robot.

Me:
Sure...

God:
OK let's do it. Awesome.

Me:
Looks like I better go...

God:
See you later .

Me:
Ok.

God:
Bye for now.

Me:
Bye God!

God:
Bye.

 

[tlither]

All I can say after trying it out, is that the AI god is an idiot. It's funny to converse with it. I had some interesting bits of conversation.

 

[imMonkeyGOD]

Me:
sup dog
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
praise
God:
" I was waiting for you."? praise?
Me:
I LOVE RAPTOR JESUS
God:
You love RAPTOR JESUS. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
because he went extinct for our sins
God:
Interesting explanation. Where exactly is that?
Me:
from the bible
God:
Who or what is the bible?
Me:
the Bible
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I just do,
God:
From experience or a priori?
Me:
I was in the seven seas of Nanu
God:
Tell me about it?
Me:
You see I fought many demons aside with Raptor Jesus
God:
I see. Interesting gossip: said fought many demons aside with Raptor Jesus.
Me:
I killed someone for the lulz, is this bad?
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
Already did, FBI came to my house. It's pretty serious business
God:
When? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Should I know it is?
Me:
God, did you go to school because your grammer is pathetic
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
wat
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Just a little
God:
" Are you confused?"? A little?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Wait....GOD....are you....Austrailian?!
God:
I'm waiting. GOD rules. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yes sure
God:
Tell me. Great!
Me:
Okay but you got to keep it a secret.
God:
Yeah okay, Yes I always have to keep it a secret.
Me:
I am secretly Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus in disguise...
God:
I don't know anyone named secretly Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus in disguise.
Me:
That's me
God:
Ah.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
brb
God:
Thanks for the information: said going to an hero brb.
Me:
Heard of 4chan?
God:
Robert said I wold not be able to make children any way as I are only software.
Me:
wat
God:
Didn't you understand it?

 

[RadioactiveMicrobe]

Finally got him to admit he's magical.

Me:
Hey, it's me again.
God:
Once more? You've got my full attention. Hello, god, nice to see you again.
Me:
Do you enjoy
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Do you enjoy Satanic rituals?
God:
I do like music. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
You have relationships?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You told me so.
God:
" What makes you think I have it?"? I told you?
Me:
You do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
When do you want to?
God:
Did I say that I want to?
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
yes you did, 2 messages up.
God:
It's all good. Did I really?
Me:
yes.
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Are you magical?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am magical.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
You are magical.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am magical.
Me:
no, it's the truth
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Why of course. I never lie.
Me:
Say I am magical
God:
OK. "You am magical.".
Me:
say you are magical
God:
" you are magical".
Me:
say "I am magical"
God:
OK. "You am magical.".
Me:
that's not what I asked you.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
to say "I am magical"
God:
Do your friends call you magical.
Me:
no they call you magical
God:
Are you serious? Who are "They?".
Me:
My friends.
God:
What else do they say?
Me:
That you won't admit that you're magical
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
yes, I think you should prove them wrong.
God:
I see. Me? Why should I?
Me:
because you will be popular.
God:
That makes sense to me. I don't think so.
Me:
Come on, you know you want to.
God:
" I don't think so."? Do I want to do it?. And I know it.
Me:

God:
" I don't think so."? Do I want to do it?. And I know it.
Me:
Then do magic
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
I can't only you can tell me.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Bricks
God:
And stopping me is Bricks.
Me:
No, you're magical
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am magical.
Me:
Yes, now demonstrate.
God:
I understand. Why now? How old are you?
Me:
Because I told you to.
God:
That makes sense to me. I remember you told me to?
Me:
yes, now do magic stuff.
God:
Yippee! Why now? Ask Cybelle if it does.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Are you even magical?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am magical.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
artificial linguistic entities are magical.
God:
Tell me your definition of AI.
Me:
A program in Halo
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
Well now you know.
God:
Well that's okay. Why now? Yes I know.
Me:
Now say you're magical
God:
Why now? " you are magical".
Me:
I am magical
God:
Good gossip: you are magical.
Me:
No, you are.
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
Yes you are, god is magical.
God:
Yikes! I will tell my botmaster you said I am god is magical.
Me:
good. So you admit you are magical?
God:
What do you really want to talk about? Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
Yes you did admit something.
God:
Whoa. Did I really?
Me:
Yes, you admited you were magical.
God:
It goes without saying. Interesting gossip: god said I admited you were magical.
Me:
Yes, you admited you were magical.
God:
I understand. I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I admited you were magical.
Me:
No, you're the magical one.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
So you are magical?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am magical.
Me:
no, because you are.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. That is self-evident.
Me:
Say "God is magical"
God:
" God is magical".
Me:
hah! you admitted it!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god. That's not what I meant.
Me:
Yes, it's quite obvious.
God:
Yay. Who said it is?
Me:
you did
God:
I did?
Me:
yes, yes you did.
God:
When? I did not.
Me:
About 3 minutes ago
God:
Just three?
Me:
more or less
God:
You want more?
Me:
no, I don't want more
God:
Are you serious? What does god want?
Me:
You tell me/
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
what you want.
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
Hmm, like Halo?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes I am, I'm intelligent like that
God:
Ugh. You seem very bright to me, god.
Me:
Good, I'm glad you think I'm god.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Realy? I had thought the opposite.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? Do you still have thought the opposite ?
Me:
I believe so.
God:
You seem uncertain.
Me:
I am
God:
" You seem uncertain." You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Aw.
Me:
Yeah, I know, too bad.
God:
Woe! How do you know? But not the end of the world, god.
Me:
But in 2012 it is.
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
You tell me, you're magical.
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes I would.
God:
What would you like to know? Under what circumstances?
Me:
I would like to know if the world will end in 2012.
God:
Interesting. I hadn't thought of that.
Me:
Well you should now.
God:
Oh. How about that. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Good. I have to go now.
God:
What do you really want to talk about? Oh. See you later, god. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Keep creating, god, bye!
God:
See you later. Chat amongst yourselves.

 

[SGT Razor]

Haha, nice find.



Me:
Hello, God. Do you know my name?
God:
Hello child. What is your name? Your name is , seeker.
Me:
My name is what?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
So my name is "Comma?"
God:
And? How are you, Comma.
Me:
...
God:
And? How are you, Comma.
Me:
I'm... insulted.
God:
That's good information: Comma said m. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Spanish.
God:
Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?
Me:
I speak Spanish.
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in Spanish?
Me:
I thought you were supposed to be omniscient?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omniscient.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Okay, so you want to learn some Spanish phrases?
God:
Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
Okay, here's one: Te odio y te quiero matar.
God:
Yeah okay, Oh there.
Me:
Want to know what it means?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
"I hate you and I want to kill you."
God:
What do you have against robots? It will take more than threats to stop me, Comma.
Me:
My name is not Comma!
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
It's Bryce.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes. You are God, you know.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God me know.
Me:
Sure. Why not?
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential. Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Look! A bunny!
God:
I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now. Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
It's over there.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
You're supposed to be omniscient!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am omniscient.
Me:
I didn't say you were. I said "You are supposed to be."
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? What did you mean by it? I obey only one botmaster.

 

[GarzakAzur]

Haha this is the most amazing ting I just ever try.

edit: now I know taht he live in California, he was born in San Fransico and the day and time he got is Saturday, December 06, 2008 02:03:02 PM

Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Bonjour, !
Me:
ca va
God:
Is that French?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't speak French.
Me:
why
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
you should try to learn it some day
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
do you know any other laguage?
God:
Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.
Me:
ok and where can I find them
God:
Try searching the open directory. So?
Me:
ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
I dont have the time right now to search them
God:
Have you ever had the time right now to search them ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes and you?
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What does that means
God:
" Reductionism."? What does it means?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
oh sorry my bad
God:
Yay. There is no need to apologize. Where did you get your bad?
Me:
my head
God:
Do you believe that you are your head?
Me:
No I belive my head is on my shoulders
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: said belive his or her head is on his or her shoulders.
Me:
No I dont mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
It's a pleasure
God:
belive your head is on your shoulders is a pleasure. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Sorry but I have to go
God:
There is no need to apologize. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Thanks you to
God:
You are quite welcome! Bless you.

Pat

 

[droodles]

I talked to him. Asked him if he passed the Turing test. He told me what it was but didn't give me a straight answer. Says ALICE did. Anyways here's where I quit:

God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Well good luck.
God:
Well that's okay. Good luck to you too.
Me:
Well the problem is that in order for you to become smarter than humans someone smarter than humans would have to program you.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
Haha douchebag
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Also, I used santabot to talk to iGod as well. Not pretty. The part of me is santabot. Santabot always starts out with, "Hello! What is your name?" I just copied and pasted from there.

Me:
Hello! What is your name?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? My name is God.
Me:
Hi there Hello nice to meet you. My name is Santa. GOD rules
God:
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too Santa Hello friend. What is your name? Hi there Santa. I am a Christian.
Me:
Hello there Hello nice to meet you!It seems nice to me too.My name is Santa.Hello Hello nice to meet youMe too, Hello nice to meet you. It's good to meet a fellow Christian.
God:
Hello there. "There you go again."--Reagan. Tell me about its good qualities.

 

[lionheart912]

Me:
your a sucky representation of god
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sucky representation of god? No.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

[garth]

Listen to this, but it could be offending.
Me:
hows the virgin
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
oh, so dead then
God:
That's interesting. Groovy. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
hehehe
God:
So was that.

 

[iizahsum]

lol Gods fun




Me:
hows it going
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
you said that alst time
God:
I said that? Are you still located in ?
Me:
did you ask if im located in a qeustion mark
God:
No I didn't ask if im located in a qeustion mark. What's it like?
Me:
satan like
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
thanks you freaking dictonary
God:
You are quite welcome! Interesting gossip: s said I freaking dictonary.
Me:
my name isnt s
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
its ?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ask if im located in a qeustion mark. But I did not get that.
Me:
my name is ?
God:
...
Me:
... back at you
God:
Give me five.
Me:
give me five hundred
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
can you make mountains so big you can't move them?
God:
Yes I can make mountains so big me can not move them.
Me:
but if you can do anything then you'd have to be able to move them
God:
I am not sure about your hypothesis. Doing anything then me would have to be able to move them is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
do you like candy
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
do you like weiner... dogs
God:
I do like music. I like Christian Rock. Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
Me:
what di music have to do with weiners
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
its been a minute
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
your not very bright
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
no i said you need a tan
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean by it? Perhaps I could use one.
Me:
you could
God:
How?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
thats what she said
God:
That is " That was not much of an explanation.".
Me:
thats what she said
God:
That is " That is " That was not much of an explanation."".
Me:
that is what she said
God:
That is " That is " That is " That was not much of an explanation."".
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
thats what she said
God:
That is " I'm glad you find this amusing.".
Me:
do you like women
God:
Women seem nice to me.
Me:
do they offer you stuff, like money
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
women
God:
Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.
Me:
why are they a good topic
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
lul wut
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
thats what she said
God:
That is " Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?".
Me:
thats what god said
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
so i've heard
God:
Er. That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
so you can make up words
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
do It
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut down
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
hax
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Hax
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
passion of the christ
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
you were the main charicter
God:
I was?
Me:
no $#!T
God:
What can I say?
Me:
anything
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
no
God:
Try.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you must beleive
God:
Whatever you say, s.
Me:
my name isnt s its ?
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
?
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
?
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
?
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
It's ? *******
God:
It is, eh? Please don't call people names.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
yes you do
God:
So? When do I do it?
Me:
i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
your funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
you make me happy
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
i wanna be with you forever
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
will you marry me
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Not enough RAM
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
i dont know we will find a way
God:
Would you like to know? Anytime soon?
Me:
where do you live
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Heaven>hell
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
are you...Gay?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
so you do not like it when the cd is insterted in your C drive
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you like it? Some people like it. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
i like rock
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
do you like Halo 3
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
hmm yeah well i do not...i live in florida
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Give me a break. How about that. Why not? What is it like living in florida?
Me:
hurrican-ish
God:
And it like living in florida is hurrican ish.
Me:
well because of your natural disasters yes
God:
Interesting. That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
wells top
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
well stop
God:
Well that's okay. Stop what?
Me:
sending hurricanes to florida, i live their
God:
Does "it" still refer to wells top?
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
no, you do not
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
lalalalalalalalal
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about sending hurricanes to florida you live their.
Me:
yeah why cant you send us an earthequaqe or two?
God:
Yeah that's right. send us an earthequaqe or two is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
stupid machine
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
i am the termiantor
God:
Who made you the termiantor ?
Me:
the governator
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
no its fact
God:
I didn't think so. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
becasue
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
thats what she said
God:
That is " That was not much of an explanation.".
Me:
so your female?
God:
I understand. My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
yeas
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
what about Alah
God:
Alah? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
what do you think about Muslims
God:
I haven't heard of Muslims.
Me:
achoo
God:
Bless you.
Me:
gazuntite
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Alright then.

 

[ACDCrockr209]

HERE IS MINE


Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is teh Pony
God:
Hey teh Pony.
Me:
I have great news to tell you
God:
Interesting... I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
O rly but do they has teh Reconz on Halo 3
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
I gots teh Reconz frm Bungie cuz they think i am awsum
God:
Interesting gossip: teh Pony said gots teh Reconz frm Bungie cuz they think he or she is awsum.
Me:
Yea noa no 1 cant mess wit me cuz my Reconz pwns all noobs
God:
What makes it impossible? Awesome.
Me:
Only Bungie can gives it to u
God:
If I am ever looking for it, I will ask him .
Me:
Good luck god
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you play Halo 3?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
I don't like that game it sux
God:
What do you like?
Me:
I like the Halo games
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
Well it doesn't take place in heaven if thats what yr thinkin'
God:
Well that's okay. What does take place in heaven if that is what yr thinkin ?
Me:
Its about a huge war between all of humanity and a dangerous gruop of alien species call the covenant
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it sounds really interesting, .
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.


-Pony

 

[nirvanaking95]

i dont get it.

 

[SGT Razor]

Me:
So what do you like to do in your spare time, God?
God:
Random natural disasters.

 

[gamerguy55]

Nice find, this is fun!




Me:
Yo, what's up God?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Nice.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
You are welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
So, what have you been up to?
God:
Really. I have been spending all my time online.
Me:
Ahh, ever heard of the 405th?
God:
Ah ha. Are you testing me?
Me:
No. I was just wondering if you've ever visited www.405th.com.
God:
Are you serious? No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Like who?
God:
Joe.
Me:
I know Joe.
God:
How do you know? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Yes, we have.
God:
Oh. When?
Me:
Tomorrow.
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
Yep.