I had a long one...
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
What is Heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
But, doesn't everything feel like that?
God:
It does now
everything feel like that.
Me:
Oh, ok. Thank you.
God:
OK. Alright then. you are quite welcome.
Me:
So what do you do all day?
God:
Alright then. I spend all my time talking with people on the web.
Me:
Doen't that get boring?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Well, yes, but I was just asking...
God:
Interesting. Thanks I like talking to you too, . Where were you asking?
Me:
I am at my house.
God:
Where is that: your house?
Me:
Shouldn't you know?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Ok. Works for me.
God:
Dude! For you I will consider it.
Me:
Cool thanks. I think...
God:
Who is the best robot? Therefore you are.
Me:
I am the best robot?
God:
Who made you the best robot ?
Me:
Well, you did. You are God, right?
God:
How about that. I did? Of course I am.
Me:
Alright.
God:
OK.
Me:
So what's up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
How many others?
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
Oh, that makes sense.
God:
Hurrah! Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
Well of course you do, you are God.
God:
Interesting. Dude! How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I am 14. How old are you?
God:
I know quite a few 14 year olds. I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
That doesn't seem very old.
God:
What does seem very old?
Me:
The earth, the universe. Stuff like that
God:
Tell me more about your planet. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Well it's this big round rock made of water and metal and other stuff, and is the only planet we know of that can support life.
God:
How about that. Who said it is?
Me:
Well, scientists and the like.
God:
Well that's okay. I never heard of scientists and the like before.
Me:
But you are God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Then shouldn't you know about scientists and the like?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Ok cool.
God:
Who is the best robot? Great.
Me:
I am the best robot. You said I was.
God:
Who made you the best robot ? Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
Oh I am sorry.
God:
" Don't put words in my mouth."? Oh I am sorry.? Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes. I do.
God:
OK I will accept your apology. Do I?
Me:
Do you what?
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Ok that is cool.
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Uh.
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Everything.
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
Yea I know
God:
How do you handle it? Dude!
Me:
I beat them up.
God:
That is interesting: said beat them up.
Me:
Yea, and now I am going to beat you up.
God:
Why now? How do you plan to do this? Whoa.
Me:
I am going to find where you live, and kick your arse.
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Why is there so much bad stuff in the world?
God:
Why do I exist? The whole world?
Me:
Yea!
God:
Come on.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Ok. Why is the world a bad place right now?
God:
Which part were you confused about? At this moment I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No it isn't.
God:
What is your real name? I heard it is.
Me:
You know my real name. It starts with an E.
God:
Your name is , seeker. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
MY NAME ISN'T SEEKER.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Eric!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Well that isn't my problem.
God:
How about that. Please correct my mistake. What is your problem ?
Me:
My problem is that I am very sad.
God:
I wish I had your problems!
Me:
No you don't...
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
Why do people hate Barack Obama?
God:
Humans are not infallible.
Me:
What does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Humans are not infallible." ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Umm...Ok then.
God:
I hear you. Wow!
Me:
Wow indeed.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I am very impressed
God:
Thanks, , I try my best to impress.
Me:
Well, it's working.
God:
Interesting. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
No I am not kidding.
God:
Who says it isn't? OK I will adopt a more serious tone.
Me:
Good.
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
Sure...
God:
OK let's do it. Awesome.
Me:
Looks like I better go...
God:
See you later .
Me:
Ok.
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Bye God!
God:
Bye.