RaspyOrangutan
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Put a drill into my thumb while putting up an art instillation a few years back, but not much else to report on that apart from the usual scalpel cuts.
Injuries!!! Tell/Show us your battle scars.
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Russian 2112
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Damn dude hope you're alright :/ GSXR750 huh? My friend has one of them in black/yellow. I envy it
I rode an 01 CBR 929RR Full black for my first bike when I was 16. Took it straight out on a twisty and got screwed on a turn. I was lucky to tumble around on the road but the bike flew off a ~30 foot drop. Totaled beyond the point of return After that My uncle bought me my 08 Ninja 250r (I was dead broke, all my saved up money went into buying that CBR), which I ruined also, but since it wasn't my fault insurance gave me another ninja 250r but this one's blue :/i wouldnt be able to post pics of all my injuries...
burnt my arm with my heatgun making my visor.
framing nail gun nailed all 4 of my fingers on my right hand together(trigger got stuck)
cut my pinky off(only had a bit of skin holding it on... it was stiched back on. and works kinda)
razor blade broke and sliced my thumb from knuckle to tip and threw the nail.
crushed my left hand breaking 3 fingers and put a bolt threw my middle finger nail.(all the way threw my finger)
i had my entire left arm burnt from steam when a radiator hose blew(second and a lil first degree burn...)
multiple burn marks everywere(all lil ones. from alot of different things.)
was hit by a bottle while on a bike(bicycle) from a moving car while downhill... no feeling in my back from all the road rash.
atm i have 17 cuts that are healing(all minor stuff from work...)
my right index finger was cut open from a kitchen insident(wasnt even me cutting)
bottom of my foot got multiple stich's from a barnical
split my right eyebrow upwn right above my eye 5 stich's
hit a telephone poll when i was young and put a 5 inch gash in the back of my head and cracked my skull
hit by a golfball 1inch above the temple...
i could go on for about a hour of typing...
burnt my arm with my heatgun making my visor.
framing nail gun nailed all 4 of my fingers on my right hand together(trigger got stuck)
cut my pinky off(only had a bit of skin holding it on... it was stiched back on. and works kinda)
razor blade broke and sliced my thumb from knuckle to tip and threw the nail.
crushed my left hand breaking 3 fingers and put a bolt threw my middle finger nail.(all the way threw my finger)
i had my entire left arm burnt from steam when a radiator hose blew(second and a lil first degree burn...)
multiple burn marks everywere(all lil ones. from alot of different things.)
was hit by a bottle while on a bike(bicycle) from a moving car while downhill... no feeling in my back from all the road rash.
atm i have 17 cuts that are healing(all minor stuff from work...)
my right index finger was cut open from a kitchen insident(wasnt even me cutting)
bottom of my foot got multiple stich's from a barnical
split my right eyebrow upwn right above my eye 5 stich's
hit a telephone poll when i was young and put a 5 inch gash in the back of my head and cracked my skull
hit by a golfball 1inch above the temple...
i could go on for about a hour of typing...
...or live in mojlnir or odst armor for the rest of his life
lordzoabar
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I could live with that. lol
When I was 4 month old I fell off a chair 6 feet from the floor, hitting the marble floor right smack on the side of my head, fracturing my skull (If I had been a few days older 2 things could have happened, 1 death, 2 skull cracks, brains ooze, skull heals and I have a disfigured head)
When in Paris a French man pushed me down a flight of 20 marble stairs at the Louvre face first, then got stepped on by about 40 people.
When I was 8 I was in Colorado and went biking, the pedals kept slipping and scratching my legs. It wasnt until we reached a picnic area that I looked down to see my legs were drenched in blood.
When biking in Germany I flew off my bike and slammed into the ground and slid about 10 feet, lotsa scars from that...
Went put put golfing with my brother, he decided to do a tiger woods hit and the head of his club hit me about 3 millimeters from my right eye.
When I was 9 I was on the swing set and went as high as possible, the seat flipped back and I slammed my chest into the floor, couldnt breath for a minute and a half and hurt my chest.
Nearly broke my wrist after punching a dude. (My fist flew out at a bad angle, hit him, twisted, and hurt)
Cut myself shaving many, many times (what dude hasnt?)
This is a funny one. I went off the high dive and belly flopped it by accident, hurt.
Kicked in the nuts, kicked in the nuts, kicked in the nuts, kicked in the nuts again... and again... and again... and again!
Got shoved into a pole, then beat up.
Cut myself with a knife numerous times. (accidental)
Hit in the face with a football (both kinds) hit in the nose with a baseball, I was 4 and thought to myself, "They call it a soft ball, WHY ISNT IT SOFT!?!?!"
I could go on and on... but I wont... Cuz I am lazy...
Bye!!
When in Paris a French man pushed me down a flight of 20 marble stairs at the Louvre face first, then got stepped on by about 40 people.
When I was 8 I was in Colorado and went biking, the pedals kept slipping and scratching my legs. It wasnt until we reached a picnic area that I looked down to see my legs were drenched in blood.
When biking in Germany I flew off my bike and slammed into the ground and slid about 10 feet, lotsa scars from that...
Went put put golfing with my brother, he decided to do a tiger woods hit and the head of his club hit me about 3 millimeters from my right eye.
When I was 9 I was on the swing set and went as high as possible, the seat flipped back and I slammed my chest into the floor, couldnt breath for a minute and a half and hurt my chest.
Nearly broke my wrist after punching a dude. (My fist flew out at a bad angle, hit him, twisted, and hurt)
Cut myself shaving many, many times (what dude hasnt?)
This is a funny one. I went off the high dive and belly flopped it by accident, hurt.
Kicked in the nuts, kicked in the nuts, kicked in the nuts, kicked in the nuts again... and again... and again... and again!
Got shoved into a pole, then beat up.
Cut myself with a knife numerous times. (accidental)
Hit in the face with a football (both kinds) hit in the nose with a baseball, I was 4 and thought to myself, "They call it a soft ball, WHY ISNT IT SOFT!?!?!"
I could go on and on... but I wont... Cuz I am lazy...
Bye!!
When i was 7, i fell off a climbing frame.
I went to the teacher, and said the following:
Ehrm, maám, what is that white thing sticking out of my arm?
Turned out to be my bone. Had four massive bone cracks and ione bone stuck out. They had to operate imideately. It worked, and my arm works fine.Ouch.
I went to the teacher, and said the following:
Ehrm, maám, what is that white thing sticking out of my arm?
Turned out to be my bone. Had four massive bone cracks and ione bone stuck out. They had to operate imideately. It worked, and my arm works fine.Ouch.
Britannicus
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This is a fun and unusual thread, why not.
12" scar running across my stomach where my intestines collapsed when I was 2.
1" perfect scar from a box cutter at work. Self made hand surgery, I don't recommend. jk.
2" scar under my chin from the sight of a SA-80 army rifle. Never joined up, this was way back in ROTC and cadets.
Several burn marks on my knuckles from various stupid things.
Scar along my forearm from where my friend's cat decided he'd had enough.
Got a wonky collar bone...think I must have fractured it playing rugby at some point. Healed well enough.
Broke my leg in six places when I fell off a rope swing and into a gully.
I think I need iron man armor.
12" scar running across my stomach where my intestines collapsed when I was 2.
1" perfect scar from a box cutter at work. Self made hand surgery, I don't recommend. jk.
2" scar under my chin from the sight of a SA-80 army rifle. Never joined up, this was way back in ROTC and cadets.
Several burn marks on my knuckles from various stupid things.
Scar along my forearm from where my friend's cat decided he'd had enough.
Got a wonky collar bone...think I must have fractured it playing rugby at some point. Healed well enough.
Broke my leg in six places when I fell off a rope swing and into a gully.
I think I need iron man armor.
Jico
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1. Fell down from the kitchen desk and hit my head into a bench. Head injury.
2. fell into the rock fill outside my house. Head injury
3. Fell of a chair in my school. Hit my head against a owen on the wall. And while I was laying there, it lost grip from the wall and hit me again in the head. (yes I have hit my head alotXD That is my my nickname is HeadstubXD)
4. fell into a river at my friends place. Hit my knee and I got a big scar.
5. (recently) I was mixing up some rondo to fill my helmet when I accedently got alot of polyester hardner in my eye. It burned like h#%l! I rushed inside and flushed my eye with water for like 30 minutes. After that my eye felt better ut i had to go to the doctor to flush my eye again with some sort of water.
My eye is fine now btw
2. fell into the rock fill outside my house. Head injury
3. Fell of a chair in my school. Hit my head against a owen on the wall. And while I was laying there, it lost grip from the wall and hit me again in the head. (yes I have hit my head alotXD That is my my nickname is HeadstubXD)
4. fell into a river at my friends place. Hit my knee and I got a big scar.
5. (recently) I was mixing up some rondo to fill my helmet when I accedently got alot of polyester hardner in my eye. It burned like h#%l! I rushed inside and flushed my eye with water for like 30 minutes. After that my eye felt better ut i had to go to the doctor to flush my eye again with some sort of water.
My eye is fine now btw
No wonder you are called Headstub! Holy crap that sucks man!1. Fell down from the kitchen desk and hit my head into a bench. Head injury.
2. fell into the rock fill outside my house. Head injury
3. Fell of a chair in my school. Hit my head against a owen on the wall. And while I was laying there, it lost grip from the wall and hit me again in the head. (yes I have hit my head alotXD That is my my nickname is HeadstubXD)
4. fell into a river at my friends place. Hit my knee and I got a big scar.
5. (recently) I was mixing up some rondo to fill my helmet when I accedently got alot of polyester hardner in my eye. It burned like h#%l! I rushed inside and flushed my eye with water for like 30 minutes. After that my eye felt better ut i had to go to the doctor to flush my eye again with some sort of water.
My eye is fine now btw
mustang2500
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I'm gonna have a hard time competing with you guys... But here's a few anyways.
Well, ever since I was born, I've had hip problems. My right leg isn't aligned properly, so it's a bit twisted which throws off my balance. Once I started growing, my feet were really flat. My foot doctor says they're some of the worst he's seen. To make it worse, a few years ago I completely wiped out while skiing, and I rolled over my right foot. Now my ankle's all screwed up, and there's a term for it. Basically whenever I walk a part of my foot grinds, and gets really sore after a while.
As for scars: I have one on my knee from when I jumped on a couch - the zipper was sticking out, gave me a nice gash then decided to get infected; There's one on my leg when I was walking in my garage and a big piece of plexiglass sticking out cut me; I have one since I was about 9, when a metal rod sticking out from my guitar case sliced my finger; and when I was about 6 or 7, I decided it was a good idea to ride down a few steps in my tricycle, running over a styrofoam plate as I went. Needless to say, my toe split open somehow, and was bleeding so bad I was rushed to the hospital. Luckily I didn't need stitches. (I was a bit of a puss back then...)
I always end up with some kind of cut or burn every week. Luckily, no broken bones yet! It might be because I'll easily drink 2 litres of milk a day...
Well, ever since I was born, I've had hip problems. My right leg isn't aligned properly, so it's a bit twisted which throws off my balance. Once I started growing, my feet were really flat. My foot doctor says they're some of the worst he's seen. To make it worse, a few years ago I completely wiped out while skiing, and I rolled over my right foot. Now my ankle's all screwed up, and there's a term for it. Basically whenever I walk a part of my foot grinds, and gets really sore after a while.
As for scars: I have one on my knee from when I jumped on a couch - the zipper was sticking out, gave me a nice gash then decided to get infected; There's one on my leg when I was walking in my garage and a big piece of plexiglass sticking out cut me; I have one since I was about 9, when a metal rod sticking out from my guitar case sliced my finger; and when I was about 6 or 7, I decided it was a good idea to ride down a few steps in my tricycle, running over a styrofoam plate as I went. Needless to say, my toe split open somehow, and was bleeding so bad I was rushed to the hospital. Luckily I didn't need stitches. (I was a bit of a puss back then...)
I always end up with some kind of cut or burn every week. Luckily, no broken bones yet! It might be because I'll easily drink 2 litres of milk a day...
i didnt even get into broken bones...
3 ribs both wrist(multi times) both ankles jaw... every finger multiple times from boxing... i make a fist and all my knuckles/fingers go wierd...
then u go into fractures...
hole right side of ribcage. arms legs...
i was a Very Active and adventurous person till i had my daughters n decided it was about time to calm myself down.
3 ribs both wrist(multi times) both ankles jaw... every finger multiple times from boxing... i make a fist and all my knuckles/fingers go wierd...
then u go into fractures...
hole right side of ribcage. arms legs...
i was a Very Active and adventurous person till i had my daughters n decided it was about time to calm myself down.
XULUX11
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well ivb had numerouse battle scars i guess. i clean fractured my arm in a motorcycle race ( i crashed pretty bad), i have sveral scars along my arms and hands from metal working, quite a few burns from welding, using oxegen cutting torches, and working on my motorcycles when the engine was still hot or things like that and my worst was when i got a large amount of fiberglass resin on my leg when building a helmet some years ago. it burned my skin pretty badlly. and on all of that various motorcycle crashes, falls from freeruning, and other sorts of cuts from random stuff.
mustang2500
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Ouch. That would've sucked. Sort of reminds me of a near-death experience of my own. I was cutting the grass on our old ride mower, and we were having some trouble with it. I cut the grass no problem, only to realize the battery came loose. If it made a spark, no more mustang...
XULUX11
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that sounds pretty spooky. actually i was working on my motorcycle and i was getting a little rock out of the bottom of its engine when i pushed to hard on the knife i had and it kicked back and went into the side of my neck. it didn't penetrate to far and i was lucky it didn't cut an vein or something bad. it was pretty bloody and painful though.
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Hmm Injuries eh??
i managed to get superglue in my eye, got my eyelids stuck together and ended up in hospital
It was a terrible experience... Thankfully no eye damage
i managed to get superglue in my eye, got my eyelids stuck together and ended up in hospital
It was a terrible experience... Thankfully no eye damage
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RadioactiveMicrobe
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3 centimeter wide slash running through all layers on my leg. Still healing.
You can see fat cells underneath. *giggle*
You can see fat cells underneath. *giggle*
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