Utterly Fabulous Fangs Poems by the people she wants to hit with a wet noodle

[PaiganBoi]

Punishment should be not one but, 2 wet noodles.... 20 lashes each...

 

[mblackwell1002]

Punishment should be not one but, 2 wet noodles.... 20 lashes each...

NOT THE 20 WET NOODLE LASHES!
HOW COULD YOU?!
I'll chop you up and put you in a stew
that's exactly what i'll do.

Well i tried.
with the first poem i wrote,
someone surely died.
Now it's time to put on my coat,
and leave this place for you upvote.

Good enough.

 

[Sean Anwalt]

Good enough?
That's tough.
Just left us with rhyme.

FANGS is utterly fabulous.
She'd never do that to us.
She would give us her time.

 

[TurboCharizard]

Good enough?
That's tough.
Just left us with rhyme.

FANGS is utterly fabulous.
She'd never do that to us.
She would give us her time.

She'll be here soon, so join me in toast,
Her reply is coming, it's just delayed by Canada Post.

 

[xXDashIVXx]

The pressure is too much! I can believe I failed such an easy mission! I'm sorry fangs, I let you down.
This predicament has lead me to a sticky situation,
And because so, my face is nothing but a frown.
The failure and punishment is too much for my mind so frail, and not worthy of someone so fine,
So I think there is nothing to do but permanently resign...

 

[Lieutenant Jaku]

xXDashIVXx don't resign
for all seems to be fine
you only needed to apologize
so, please don't self antagonize

 

[mblackwell1002]

I'm having one of those days
I want to act like a child
maybe I'll pick the salsa
the flavor will be mild!

Don't worry I'm not crazy,
so maybe I'm a bit wild,
but I am feeling hazy,
these poptarts hurt my smile!

I need to brush my teeth,
but there's no time to spare
I need to get ready,
I need to brush my hair!

I enjoy this predicament,
no time in the day.
When I get home from school,
my mom will surely say...

"20 WET NOODLE LASHES WEE CHILD!"

When I hear those words I scream.
this has surely been a dream...

I thought.

Lash #1, I run away.
I have an essay due today!
How can I work while I type?
I can not sit with a behind so ripe.

Lash #2, I decide to stay.
these lashes don't hurt bad anyway.

soon I realize that it's true!
these myths tell the truth i say!
the noodle is deceptive...
If you see the noodle, run away!

it hurts a lot!
I really thought
it wouldn't be so bad!

[lashes 3 - 20 occur, with frequent screaming]

 

[Dirtdives2424]

Oh good god all, do you see what we've done?
We've turned punishment into something sounding like fun!!

 

[PaiganBoi]

Oh good god all, do you see what we've done?
We've turned punishment into something sounding like fun!!

Perhaps we have members with some fetishes being realized here...

 

[xXDashIVXx]

Perhaps we have members with some fetishes being realized here...

Stop

 

[TurboCharizard]

Perhaps we have members with some fetishes being realized here...

Alrighty then.

 

[FANGS]

Bahahahahahahaha.....ohhhh goodness. I do love you guys!

 

[mblackwell1002]

Perhaps we have members with some fetishes being realized here...

40 whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!

 

[Phauxelate]

I looked down at this thread,
and it filled me much with dread.
But reading more on this forum,
I feel like it needs some corn!

Reading people talking about dumb things,
I believe it' slapping a noodle on... Something?
This place needs some reform,
how about I bring some corn!

Whatever I give to help with,
you must accept as to not be selfish!
I'm not saying any of you are scorn,
I'm just sayin'... ya'll need some corn!

So stop on over to the busy street,
where all of my prices can't be beat!
There's plenty of corn so don't be hairy,
all of it is completely complimentary!

Bring your bowls, bring your spoons,
for I have come to feed you goons!
Now come one, come all,
Don't be afraid to eat it all!

 

[PerniciousDuke]

Oh glorious day, wet noodle hit free
Seems rare these days to me

I love this place some call home
Even if to others it seems a digital tome

There is so much life and heart within
and kindness, knowledge and grin!

Best not to forget who keeps it all in check
The Fabulous Fangs maintains all hands on deck.

It's not easy to keep this loony bunch of misfits
in line, when time, permits.

So give thanks! in a rhyme to show this fine commander our pride
One day, if we work hard, we'll get to meet each other planet side.

Until then, I'll abide and take my twangs
as long as the wet noodler remains FANGS.

 

[Sean Anwalt]

What a shame!
Who's to blame?
Who let this great thread go Lame?!
And our costumes go marching along.

Post it here!
Post it there!
Post it any- freakin'- where!
And our costumes go marching along.

We need much more rhyme
Just to keep ourselves in time!
Write down your poems loud and strong!
For our FANGS is great, and I would really hate
If our costumes ceased marching along!

 

[Schankerz]

What is dead may never die

 

[Sean Anwalt]

What is dead may never die

Dang straight!

 

[Lieutenant Jaku]

Just want to say, now that I work as a life guard, this thread and FANGS are the only thing I think of when I see little kids dipping pool noodles in the water and slapping eachother. I'll try to come up with some rhymes about it soon.

 

[Tegan]

i cant believe I just read all of this. But i am NOT DISSAPOINTED AT ALL.